Utera Maxima

my dear friend at VulvaLoveLovely has brightened the world with her new uterus plush, Utera Maxima. these oversized ovaries span a whopping 69 inches--this uterus means business! right now i am fantasizing about both cuddling up to this cushie monster, and using it as a punching bag during that crampy week of the month. well done, Vulva! way to celebrate your lady parts!

'build your brand!' they say

'build your brand!' they say. well, i'm working on it.

my big problem right now is that i originally opened my etsy store and had my logo designed under the name 'DoulaHara' but (like any goodhearted eccentric) have totally changed my mind and want to change to the name CUNTastic.

the problem: you can't (of course) change the name of your etsy shop without losing all of your listings, your fans, and your feedback, AND the designer of my logo has since fallen off the face of the planet. so here i am, with great stuff to sell, a reasonably successful etsy shop, and an expensive-ass custom designed logo, all under the wrong name.

all dressed up and nowhere to go. if i do change the name, i'll have to find a new graphic designer who can create a kick ass uterus, start my etsy shop over (????? SERIOUSLY?????), and reassure myself the entire time that it will all work out. hmph.

to change or not to change?